Forum > Funny stuff > blond jokes
reply| 16 April 2008, 3:31:54 | |
crazymonkey |
A blond at a party was telling her friend that she was off men for life. "They lie, they cheat and they're just no good. From now on when I want sex, I'm going to use my vibrator" "So, what when the batteries run out?" asked her friend "I'll just fake an orgasm like always." add your jokes plz |
| 16 April 2008, 3:39:48 | |
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crazymonkey |
he complaint letter from Judi: We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side. We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. If we don't get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff. Sined by the blonds at the ofise (sine with a penseel so you can erace it if you make a mistake) [:biggrin:] [:biggrin:] [:biggrin:] |
| 16 April 2008, 7:35:39 | |
cooldudefx |
here is a saying i've seen in a book before; blonds have more fun but brunettes remember it the next day (sex) |
| 16 April 2008, 19:10:20 | |
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crazymonkey |
lol |
| 17 April 2008, 0:10:24 | |
Crunchie_r_awsum |
I know which site you got them jokes from...pretty gud jokes!!! haha stupid blondes they r so funny 2 make fun of [:cool:] |
| 17 April 2008, 5:00:51 | |
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crazymonkey |
what site do youy think i get them o |
| 18 April 2008, 18:39:15 | |
alecs |
I like the one with the HairAssMent [:biggrin:] |
| 19 April 2008, 18:27:12 | |
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crazymonkey |
lol thanks |
| 23 May 2008, 5:34:23 | |
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crazymonkey |
cmon you guys must have some blond jokes |
| 23 May 2008, 12:17:19 | |
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cooldudefx |
A blonde a brunette and a red head are all at hospital ready to get there scan. the brunette said "i was on top so im gonna have a girl." the red head said"im gonna have a boy because i was on the bottom" the blonde said "oh no im gonna have puppies" |