Forum > Funny stuff > What would happen if men got pregant
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| 17 November 2009, 13:32:34 | |
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deepesh |
* Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay. * There would be a cure for stretch marks. * Natural childbirth would become obsolete. * Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem. * All methods of birth control would be 100% effective. * Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained. * Men would be eager to talk about commitment. * They wouldn't think twins were so cute. * Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM. * Breifcases would be used as diaper bags. * Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes. * They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy. * Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. * Women would rule the world. Deepesh |
| 19 November 2009, 22:38:53 | |
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alecs |
The last one is the best :) |
| 20 November 2009, 13:40:14 | |
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deepesh |
thanks alecs |
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