Just imagine all the hardships that you package needs to withstand until arriving at your doorstep.

If you can read it, then we are probably upside down.

The clear way of saying that you should not turn this knob.

I wanted to get some cash, but stayed longer for the game.

My OCD is tingling right about now.

Where can I buy these little hands for my duck? Also, where can I get a duck from?

At least they labeled the red button as green to make it more obvious.

I think this depends on how well I get along with my kids, doesn't it?

That does not look weird at all. At all.

Great choice of license plate numbers.