Almost died today since I got hit by an incoming corn. Who said vegetables were good for me?

Used to be 6.99, now it's just 8.99! This is the best deal so far!

Yes, this surely happened and this photo is not faked at all. And they did manage to play a bit, regardless of the wind issues.

Get your chicken soup on a stick right here. What do you mean that won't work?

At least you have a whole country that is doing great at math with these kinds of numbers.

I heard you needed some healthier carbs and you also loved icecream so I got you these two. Enjoy!

The hotel staff surely have a great sense of humor, great towel folding skills and a great deal of time on their hands.

Placing this photo up made me feel like a proper hacker.

I understand it's off limits for other people, but honestly I wouldn't want to be invited in such a place for a private event, no matter who's coming.

Next round I'll drive the bus!