Please delete this pic of mahboob immediately. I'm so insecure.

That will surely prevent them from ever looking into someone else's paper. And also make them look silly in the process.

From now on I will consider an offense if anybody calls me fat. I'm just not a good candidate for kidnapping, that's all.

This piece of ingenuously designed lighter must have came from China.

Seems legit. Just type in the numbers and wait for the door to open.

Suddenly all smokers started smoking at the window, inside.

Well good news grandma. Everybody hates you too now.

Because it is too much to test if the toilet would somehow affect the door before installing it.

I always pictured that with a setup like this you can be self sustainable. Work from home, order pizza all day long and take a dump while doing all this. Just have to learn how to sleep on the toilet.

Oh that's a relief. Up until now everywhere I've been to and had a quick snack somehow ended with me getting pregnant. This place is awesome!