Someone has a color problem and should have his/her eyes checked.

Have a good time at Disney Land, son.

This moment was captured on a camera and shows the exact second before an epic faceplant.

Just don't take my water or I'll inject you with my special juice.

I'm going to get me an Asian girlfriend and then make her beat up everybody that annoys me.

How do you spot an Asian at the food court? He uses chop sticks on his pizza.

I don't know about you but I would keep my distance. You know, if he falls asleep.

You may not value your life, but we do value our petrol. Take care.

You cannot escape the Internet. You are stuck here forever.

The party was too much for her. I do hope she wasn't the first one to pass out.