We have MacBooks now. Who would carry a boombox on their shoulder anyways?

Good think he has a belt. Otherwise the scenery would have been unforgettable.

I think I found my calling. I need to spend all my time with them.

I want to see how you are going to get that stick through the gate.

Don't be surprised if anything unusual happens here. It's just how we Italians cook.

In 1970 someone was smoking the wrong suff.

This object was so terrifying that we needed to remove it in order to keep small children happy.

We ain't got no swing so I'll be one for my daughter.

We are closed because I need my drink. So bare with me.

This is why you don't get your car fixed at the same place with your neighbor.