Somebody is trying to get the OK restaurant out of business.

Where there's no beer there's breakfast. I cannot eat without any beer around.

We keep hitting this road bumps and this is the third window we need replacing.

Brain surgery doesn't require any spelling skills, does it?

I did it again. Oh well, time for a quick smoke and then I'm off again.

The explanation is pretty simple. The glasses have 2 lens, therefore it's twice as expensive. Right?

I'm just taking this old iron to the scrapyard, together with my car.

My beautiful baby is going to be tattooed permanently on my back.

Only when the spider disappears you'll have that "oh shit" moment.

And the latest version also comes with an included scale. Apart from being abruptly awakened, now you can also be depressed about having an extra pound.