Are we laying red carpets for birds now?

Who says that a lady cannot improvise?

All I need now is a fridge nearby and I am self sustainable.

I am the priest that this wedding needs, but doesn't deserve.

I just love both her personalities. They are so awesome. And round.

I feel much safer knowing that he is around and able to protect me from others.

I dare you to take this shirt and go order something at Starbucks.

What? Those are not mine. I have no idea how they managed to get there.

It's not what it looks like. They just stayed in the sun too much, that's all.

It seems some ghosts are wondering about. Should you come across any of them, please inform us and we will handle it somehow.