Don't ever park in that place, man.

If you are wearing this shirt just imagine that every time your friends come across some poop, the first thing they'll look at is you.

Every time I sleep with another woman I have to wear this dumb sign and walk all over the place.

I finally got my manly nipples tattooed on my chest.

Under no circumstances shall anybody ever change the temperature to anything other than 72 degrees.

Now you can take your USB stick and do some work in the yard. Guaranteed not to be misplaced ever again.

Those godless flags should not be allowed in public. What a shame!

That tree managed to grow like this just so that one day it could save a car.

If you tip us then we'll get naked afterwards. So what do you say?

It's just some basic oil for the car. Go to the store and get some.