Best life advice ever. You don't want to ignore your wife's voices.

I requested a pie triangle. I guess I got what I asked for.

When even the morning coffee wants you dead.

This person is definitely a monster. How can you leave that tasty crust behind?

So how was I supposed to lock the door without a chain and lock?

I ain't got the biggest one, but at least I have big dreams.

Looks like this microwave is done for. But how am I going to get my meal out?

Natural solutions are the best. But looks like the chair in the back could use at least a twig.

This isn't an exit or is it?

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