This dog has absolutely no balls whatsoever.

Look how happy my dog is.

Why is that cat looking at me?

Behold, the new Edward Cullen cat hairstyle for this season.

He's still using Yahoo! mail? Unbelievable!

Why do they keep locks to prevent me from obtaining the cookies?

We haven't come a long way haven't we?

And that is how we ride around here.

Whoever approaches my banana tree beware.

Please fill her up. But only with premium Diesel.