The only ATM that will surely make-it-rain-with-money when you eventually withdraw your funds. That is, if you manage to reach it.

Probably not a good idea to take a pic of this sign with a mouthful.

Welcome to Google Nigeria, your local search engine. To proceed please enter your bank account, social security number, credit card information and your address.

What's our bank's name? Hell, we don't even know. It's probably something between third and fifth, but we can't be sure. Just trust us with your money.

I think you should try it sometimes. Rarely. Never. Still funny.

If I trust the bank with my money, why aren't they trusting me with their pens? HUH?

I felt good, I did everything that I wanted... but then suddenly the scumbag bank reminded me to cool down.

Welcome to bATMan! You'll get your cash in no time.

Give a man a gun and he can rob the bank. Give a man the bank and he can rob the World. Good one!

Yeah honey, I'm having some problems at the bank, nothing to worry about, I'll be home in half an hour.