Hey, here's your weird cat for today. Playing the guitar, hipster look-a-like and weird looking. Great, huh?

This cat really knows how to win the most awkward places to sit contest. Good job kitty! Mission accomplished!

Okay... I think I am just too lazy so... go on, I'll be late.

Uhmm..... Get up? But.. why?! I know bro, I feel the same way...

Listen to what I say! Release the kraker, cat! NOW!

That mouse was this big!!! REALLY, no joke. Can you believe it?

Okay.... This place is great. I am going to sit here. Yeah, great place indeed.

I can read the happiness on your face, kitty. Hahaha, nope, happiness ain't on your face at the moment. It's just a shower, cat.

On the one paw... there's fish. On the other paw, that's water... Nah.

Sorry but I'm not here. There's nobody here. You cannot see me!