No, get away! You will not touch my potato, it is mine!

Is it normal for me to be so bored and not interested? Should I say wow?

Heeeey, how are you? Uhmmmm.... We are out of toilet paper, I don't know how this happened.

A true rockstar... A cat rockstar, interesting. Purrrrrr!

Oh... that's so rough, I love it! Do not patronize her with your high-pitched baby voice. HAHAHAHAAAA!

This kitty over here is quite a boss. He hired you, now... clean her mess!

Okay kitty cat, open your mouth and start eating your food!

Fishy fish fish fish.... You'll be mine, SOON, very SOON! Hahaha!

Hey stranger, give me some food. IMMEDIATELY!

What a jealous cat, ntz ntz ntz... So, why are you on the internet looking at other cats?