Actually he really doesn't. It's just those illiterate kids who put up signs.

We know you are out there. We don't know who you are but please stop praying for so much snow.

We worship Godzilla here. We belive he is alive and well.

Hipster Jesus loves everybody.

Nobody;s better then us because we are just pure awesome.

What is more dumb than hanging a donkey from a church ceiling?

Isn't there some holy rule in the bible that prohibits the use of heavy weapons by priests?

Welcome to the get-together place of our holy church.