Hey dog, I'll take a picture of you. Okay, now... SMILE!

Does it seem familiar? Anyone thinking of American Pie? Haha!

Of course we can see you, silly puppy, you're not a flower! Haha!

It's true.. resistence is futile, look at his face... Look into his eyes. You're next!

I want to eat a huge hamburger. MOAAAARRRR, I'M HUNGRY!

Okay people, let's go fishing, I got my fishing suit, yeah!

You're gonna cry in a few seconds. You're gonna be homeless in a few hours! HAHAAAA OWNED.

So, no more hamburgers?! REALLY? YOU ATE THEM ALL?

You'd better move out kid, I always win, you know that!

Uhm.... The truth is that you left the box open... And... Uhmm... I'm a dog!