Looks like Facebook already detected you are pregnant. We should go ahead and setup a profile for the baby right away.

Some people are so stupid that the world would be a much better place without them.

Proud to be Sam's father. Putting this retard in his place is worth it!

Social media is explained in simple terms, using the donut.

That ain't the correct way to Facebook!

Facebook should really look into adding different hand gestures to posts. Sometimes I really need to mark something that rocks.

Take those 3 easy steps and you can be on your way to make millions.

Finally they got enough likes on Facebook so they can proceed with the surgery. Thank God!

You are so alone that Facebook even takes away notifications from you.

Hold on, sweety. Mommy has to take a Facebook profile picture.