They mixed batman with superman, fine. But none of them uses guns so that's yet another question.

This picture should be reason enough to make you thing twice before going to the cheapest mechanic you can find. Good luck using your car after this intervention!

You had a pothole so we came in and fixed it. Any questions?

Can't take a shower with this low temperature, we just need to get a radiator in there.

So why wouldn't they place the street lamps closer to the trees instead?

This isn't actually such a bad thing. How many times have you seen the faucet dirty with soap or even worse things?

You need to appreciate the care and attention that was placed on the railings.

Clearly a not-my-job type of situation. I had specific instructions to install the man hole at that spot. Don't care about the idiots that placed the street 5 inches lower.

The constructor built this according to our exact specifications. Might as well buy a monster truck now.

Anyone responsible for the integration testing for this new road? What, we don't need to do it?