Good think he has a belt. Otherwise the scenery would have been unforgettable.

I feel much safer knowing that he is around and able to protect me from others.

You might have mistakenly taken your daughter's jeans.

At least he is reading the proper newspaper.

I wonder what happened with the script for Sleeping Good Personality and why did they decide to go with Sleeping Beauty.

Good thing that Nutella wasn't around when Leonardo was in his painting mood.

Our brand new formula will help you gain muscle weight in only 2 weeks! The only side effect is that you might turn black in the process.

The bottom line is: never ask a woman if she is pregnant. It's either obvious or she's just fat.

It was horrible. I still have nightmares about that day.

Are those... on her back?