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Alarm sounds like this

Alarm sounds like this

If you need to describe a sound via text, here's a great example of how to do it.

Not even farting

Not even farting

It is incredibly dry, very hot and a fire can start at any moment. So don't add any gas to the situation.

Iced fire escape

Iced fire escape

I guess this fire escape simply melts on its own in case of fire. Otherwise nobody can climb up. Theft proof!

Fired spaghetti

Fired spaghetti

I told you to go with tagliatelle, but no, you wanted long and thin spaghetti. Hope you like it crunchy and charcoaly then.

Locked fire extinguisher

Locked fire extinguisher

Great, step 1 is to know where the fire extinguisher is at. Then pray that you have the key close by in case of fire.

Pool heater

Pool heater

A heated pool was just too expensive. It just happens that we have a wheelbarrow and some firewood nearby.

Left my job

Left my job

What's the one thing that would make you unable to work with your boss any longer?

Fired up fire truck

Fired up fire truck

Who are you going to call now? The fire department?

Les McBurney

Les McBurney

I don't know why, but everyone wanted me to join the fire department ever since I was little. So I did.

Lava photographer

Lava photographer

Taking those special shots sometimes requires sacrifices. Boots and tripods are expendable.