I can finally take my remote cruise ship out to play. Good thing it rained so much.

In some weird way I don't feel like drinking my regular morning coffee after this flood.

I can't get to work by car but luckily I own a jet ski. It's even more fun when I splash other people on my way.

What kind of beverage must have consumed the last guy who used this urinal?

Just in case we get an unexpected flood again, I'll be ready for it.

They laughed at me and my beautiful car. Well, look who's laughing now.

No shit, I would have never guessed it was closed.

Screw this flood, I'm not taking a single step until I finish smoking.

This is certainly not the place to wake up on the wrong side of the bed.

Good thing I was just in time to save my beer cans.