Get this new Chinese portable game console. It's almost as good as the latest PSP.

Blackberry, strawberry... it's the same thing. Just get your kid one of these when he starts whining about getting a new phone.

When a car is in flames you know just what to do.

Now just bend over, I'll grab your shoulders.

The good old days when the phone needed charging once every two weeks and Snake was the best game ever.

This is the only way he agreed to watch over the baby.

When I run I just press the shift key.

Time to slingshot our nukes all the way to Japan because we are so angry.

Don't worry, I got front row seats. The guy I got the tickets from says they're the best.

A high percentage of Russian roulette players seem to enjoy this game.