Still half my age, even when I'm 70! I would like to be aging that way too.

Don't judge me since I'm working way harder than you think.

What starts hard, stays hard. Be a hard member of team Morningwood!

This big boy right here made my cry a river and to add insult to injury it also broke my favorite knife.

Roses are red so just come inside and order some bacon.

We make it so hard and strong that you will thank us. The concrete that is.

Oh, the many obstacles that a woman must overcome in her life.

Those damn women make everything harder for men.

I cook, clean, and I'm a hard man. You need to be rich.

Life. It gets hard. For no reason.