The awkward moment when you get this picture on your mobile phone.

You are pregnant? Then I have just lost my AT&T service.

Thank you kind stranger for this awesome picture of your dog.

Remember that first romantic and magical moment when I told you to shut up?

In case of alcohol poisoning Siri has just the solution: get yourself back to the nearest liquor store.

I want to see you naked, but be naked below your belt.

This is serious. We'll send a squad car over there to arrest that ugly girl.

Limited edition iPhone waterproof case. Only $99 and this baby will even protect your iPhone while riding the bike.

I have no idea what time is it, but it's 4:46 pm by the way.

I just had a nose operation a while back so you can call me Voldemort.