Now you can take your USB stick and do some work in the yard. Guaranteed not to be misplaced ever again.

Never give up on your goals and always struggle to become better. Unless you are an outdated technology.

I have been trolled by my own memory.... Arghh.. That moment, meeting someone new, the next second you can't remember his name.

Yo dawg, we heard you like adapters so we put an adapter in an adapter in an...

Smoking too much can lead to loss of memory. It's dangerous so beware.

Don't you want to be able to save just like good ol' Jesus does?

Something always seems to remind me of her enormous twins.

I can't wait to stick this beer in my laptop.

I can't seem to remember what I've chosen. It's weird, isn't it?

Impress everybody with your large flash stick.