Guess who is back in town, ladies. That's right, your daddy's daddy.

Well played old timer, well played.

Oh honey, that ass is still as tight as it was in highschool.

Well good news grandma. Everybody hates you too now.

Watch out, grandma's remixing again.

I'm sick of you guys always cheering me up on my birthday. Enough with the cakes already!

At least we found a use for this old guy. Nothing is more stable than a 60 pound TV box.

David Quintana had a rough childhood which really took its toll on him.

And nobody is going to mess with 2 innocent old ladies.

Does that thing even power on anymore? The battery must be more than a decade old.