It took me way more time to get this picture than I would be comfortable sharing.

I'm as bad as it gets so I will certainly be the one you like.

How do you even end up in this situation? By what weird circumstance would your phone end up in your pants?

So Siri just decided to play smart with me while asking her about my situation.

She immediately knew I was on the other end of the line.

I was taking selfies with the first phone, unlike you wannabe hipsters.

Looks like the new teen craze is not the selfie or the duckface. It's now the "put your phone in your own mouth". I'm waiting to see if any teenager asks his/her parents for an additional phone to take a selfie with.

Why would you need to spend extra money on a new piece of hardware when you can simply use a phone and duct tape. Remember, duct tape fixed everything.

Seems that our old toys just don't cut it anymore.

Whenever I accidentally drop my phone into water I always place it as soon as possible in a microwave. It does wonders.