I believe this was supposed to be mixed with some milk before being served. But I'm not an expert in concrete.

I guess you don't need any physics training for getting a job as an electrician these days. Also, hope he isn't cutting the wire.

It's either duct tape or bolts. What would you rather rely on?

And here we have a good explanation for why men usually have a shorter life span compared to women.

Just be sincere, you are pretty bad at holding your phone in your hand. And that's what you need us for.

You think anybody will notice? This glass is as good as new now.

Just look at how peacefully he tends to his car. The owner of this Alfa Romeo must be so proud of his vehicle.

Have a broken cat or a damaged dog? Bring it right here and we'll make sure it's as good as new afterwards.

Busted headlight? No problem. Just grab that old flashlight and the red duct tape. Duct tape will fix everything.

Hello operator, I would like to report a problem with your ATM. There's someone trapped inside.