When I picked the window seat option on my plane I didn't expect to be sitting next to the wall.

This is simply breaking news for all the jerks out there who keep a seat occupied.

Just make sure you weren't moving oil inside the wheelbarrow before having a seat.

You are only allowed to sit here if your baby has a built in WiFi connection. Otherwise it's back of the bus for the rest of normal pregnant women.

Oh great, you have to put it down and lose 2 seconds of your precious time. I've just got to cleanup all this stuff from the sink.

Great, they made a special seat just for me.How thoughtful of them!

Whenever you are naughty you will have to take a sit in my special chair.

Just in case you want to share your special shitty moment with a friend. Nothing too awkward.

Because it is too much to test if the toilet would somehow affect the door before installing it.

If you don't mind to go number 2 in public then go right ahead and use the John by that pole.