He will be forever remembered as the one who did the touching of so many fortunate souls.

Poor old Franklin looks like he was severely burnt on his face. At least money talks.

This is how you make sure you are not boarding any planes in the future.

Plot twist: there is a NOT on the other side of his hand.

Wonder who will hire you now? If nobody wants to then it's clearly the government's fault.

I will have no regerts until the day I die. Who cares about spelling.

That's seems close enough. That's what the Joker looks like, isn't it?

Let's just live until we die.

And after God is done fudging me, then you are all welcome to fudge me some more. But until I get fudged by God, nobody should fudge me.

This is why you don't let a noob give you a lion tattoo.