This sticker will protect the car at all times.

Just because you are driving down the street doesn't mean you shouldn't pay attention to manholes.

Just buy one of those and leave your car unlocked.

Guess the slippers are more solid and heavy then the steel fence.

I've got nothing you want in this car, except baby wipes. You wouldn't steal those, whould you?

That bike will certainly be there when the owner gets back.

I've watched Dexter and I have a bunch of ideas waiting for a victim.

The bike probably weighs a ton and there was no way someone might lift it up.

Next time be sure to lock the bike frame along with the rear wheel.

Nobody will ever steal my phone ever again!