If you get thin too fast just let us know and we willhelp you out. Unlike the previous magazine.

I feel I am so huge I should be on TV.

You might have mistakenly taken your daughter's jeans.

This is clearly discriminating against decent sluts that are skinny. We should sue.

You must be proud to have lost that much weight

Warning! The ice is extremely thin, almost invisible.

If I'm not loosing any pounds better get some thinner clothing.

We better start counting ribs. It shouldn't be too hard.