The perfect body is in my possesion. However, due to the high heat these days it started to smell.

I bet your wife told you! And I also bet that your wife told you that she told you, right before I told you this thing. Hahahahah!

That explains a lot... I'm sure you get it now, or not. Though, it looks.. ugh.

Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour. When you open the trunk, which one is really happy to see you?