And then I can instantly turn into anyone I wish just by turning my tshirt over my head.

Reading my tshirt is all the social interaction you need.

As long as they're free why not take a couple?

Wear this tshirt and then complain because every guy is hitting on you.

I'm really sorry for being so sexy... and modest with my appearance.

At least she is sincere about her true feelings towards you... and your money.

Come and get it while it's hot. Hurry up!

The awful truth: men are so scarce.

If I were you, I'd take her advice.

Kind of the perfect moment to catch her staring like that and the guy's tshirt.