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crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-05-21 01:36:11
A man was being interviewed for a job.

"Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer.

"Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant.

"Did you see any active duty?"

"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."

"May I ask what happened?"

"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both
testicles."

"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."

"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential
treatment because of my disability."

"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with
you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit
around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."

Replies

cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-06-29 05:22:46
lol thats well funny
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-06-30 18:26:10
i just found that on one of my other websites and decided to see what everyone thought of it on this website
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-01 09:32:21
yer i should start looking on other sites aswell
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-01 21:14:33
not much people talk anymore ae
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-02 06:58:17
yer there are only a few people that join and accually use their account to talk and stuff
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-02 15:52:14
well i like being able to chat with other people
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-03 06:43:18
same i tried to get one of my friends to join but he couldnt be bovard
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-03 18:26:46
well one of my friends have joined
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-04 02:00:53
good have they said anything on the forums/pictures yet question
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-04 23:16:25
he is cocowaba by the way
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-05 03:36:43
oh cool try and see if you can get them in the top 4
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-06 01:04:06
ill try but it trook me a weeeeeeeeee while
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-06 01:04:32
but ill still try what abvout you how long did it take you question
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-06 10:28:07
erm dont know exactly might it didnt seem that long
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-06 10:28:32
i just tried my very best to get better than im just joking
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-08 01:11:13
ok im lost on our convo
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-08 01:11:29
we should start a new one
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-08 12:45:43
lol yer we really need to get msn going then its much easyer to talk
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-08 12:46:02
although when you go on im probs asleep
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-09 01:01:33
can you tyeach me how to go throughy to get a msn
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-09 12:16:55
well first you need windows live messanger which should already be on your p.c
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-10 23:28:52
i dnt have this
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-11 11:43:32
kk well your will need to download it
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-14 06:29:37
i might ae iv had a bit r viruses latly so not at the momement ae
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-09-05 00:14:06
got it now lol
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-09-05 00:14:39
this is sooo boaring arrow biggrin confused cool cry eek exclaim frown idea idea lol razz razz redface redface rolleyes sad sad sad smile smile smile wink twisted twisted surprised twisted wink wink
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-09-05 00:14:40
this is sooo boaring arrow biggrin confused cool cry eek exclaim frown idea idea lol razz razz redface redface rolleyes sad sad sad smile smile smile wink twisted twisted surprised twisted wink wink
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-09-07 14:23:13
its not that boring you just need to add some friends
ftiep1
ftiep1 on 2008-09-12 07:21:26
Heya wat u doing dis is getting b.o.r.i.n.g roud ere! rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-10-18 12:17:18
hae i knw what you mean lol

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