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crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-05-21 01:36:11
A man was being interviewed for a job.

"Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer.

"Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant.

"Did you see any active duty?"

"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability."

"May I ask what happened?"

"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both
testicles."

"You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am."

"When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential
treatment because of my disability."

"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with
you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit
around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."

Replies

cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-06-29 05:22:46
lol thats well funny
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-06-30 18:26:10
i just found that on one of my other websites and decided to see what everyone thought of it on this website
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-01 09:32:21
yer i should start looking on other sites aswell
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-01 21:14:33
not much people talk anymore ae
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-02 06:58:17
yer there are only a few people that join and accually use their account to talk and stuff
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-02 15:52:14
well i like being able to chat with other people
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-03 06:43:18
same i tried to get one of my friends to join but he couldnt be bovard
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-03 18:26:46
well one of my friends have joined
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-04 02:00:53
good have they said anything on the forums/pictures yet question
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-04 23:16:25
he is cocowaba by the way
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-05 03:36:43
oh cool try and see if you can get them in the top 4
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-06 01:04:06
ill try but it trook me a weeeeeeeeee while
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-06 01:04:32
but ill still try what abvout you how long did it take you question
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-06 10:28:07
erm dont know exactly might it didnt seem that long
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-06 10:28:32
i just tried my very best to get better than im just joking
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-08 01:11:13
ok im lost on our convo
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-08 01:11:29
we should start a new one
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-08 12:45:43
lol yer we really need to get msn going then its much easyer to talk
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-08 12:46:02
although when you go on im probs asleep
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-09 01:01:33
can you tyeach me how to go throughy to get a msn
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-09 12:16:55
well first you need windows live messanger which should already be on your p.c
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-10 23:28:52
i dnt have this
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-11 11:43:32
kk well your will need to download it
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-14 06:29:37
i might ae iv had a bit r viruses latly so not at the momement ae

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