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crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-06-29 02:55:16
put your funny poems in here

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crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-06-29 02:55:43
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-06-29 02:56:35

Here is yer Poem:

roses are red
violets are corney
when i think of you
oh baby i ged horney
eat me
beat me
bite me
blow me
suck me
fuck me
very slowly
if you kiss me dont be sassy
you your tongue and make is nasty


crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-06-29 02:56:51
put some in if you think they are funny
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-06-29 05:11:40
roses are red
violets are blue
i cant wait to run over you
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-06-29 05:12:40
i hate you you hate
me lets all gang up on barney
with a bassball bat and a 2 by 4
no more purple dinosour
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-06-29 05:13:30
roses are red
violets are blue
i have colerier
and now so do you
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-06-29 05:15:42
i walked into the playground
all covered in blood
i shot my poor teacher
with an m60 gun
i went to her funeral
i went to her grave
everyone threw flowers
i threw a granade
10 minutes later
she rose from the dead
i got a busooka
and blew of her head
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-06-29 16:52:32
i know that last one we all use to sing it in primary school cool one thanks for the funny poems
Cocowaba
Cocowaba on 2008-06-29 21:33:28
i Love funny poems
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-06-30 11:22:45
yer i think its really funny
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-06-30 11:23:10
especially the bit with the grenade
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-06-30 18:24:08
i actually did sing that in primary school
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-06-30 18:24:38
thats my favourite one and the jack and jill one was really funny as well
Cocowaba
Cocowaba on 2008-06-30 18:24:47
lol you sung that in school
Cocowaba
Cocowaba on 2008-06-30 18:26:21
rolleyes lol i love the busooka bit
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-01 09:30:39
yer thats probably my fav aswell
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-01 09:31:47
i also used to sing it in primary school

good times
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-01 21:14:58
good times indead
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-02 06:55:56
well most off em
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-02 06:56:30
but of course it all starts to get even more boring the longer you've been at school
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-02 15:52:39
thats dead write
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-02 15:53:17
well lmost all of my primary school memory are good
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-03 06:42:02
yer i can remember once in primary school we had a blizard
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-03 06:42:35
its was so cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool smile smile smile razz razz razz razz
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-03 18:38:48
we had a problem with strong winds once that was really cool as well
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-04 01:58:55
well this wasnt cool but you could barely see
it was fun
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-04 01:59:19
didnt last all that long though
but it was fun while it lasted
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-06 01:08:06
i would of been exciting
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-06 01:08:21
we get lots of strong winds here
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-06 10:24:51
yer our weather isnt always good

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