Round like a shot

Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.
I phoned the police but was yold no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up. A minute later I rank again. 'Hello', I said, 'I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them.'
Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you'd shot them.'
To which I replied: 'I thought you said there was no one available.'

your jokes are really good
do you make them up yourself?

Nope, just found this around the web. But I only post when I find something really funny.

alecs that funny

thats a good one

hahaha so true! I like it!

its fast and usefull

thats discribes the tipical police officer perfectly

thats funny

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