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Round like a shot

alecs
alecs on 2007-12-30 20:53:33
Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.
I phoned the police but was yold no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up. A minute later I rank again. 'Hello', I said, 'I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them.'
Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you'd shot them.'
To which I replied: 'I thought you said there was no one available.'

Replies

cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-01-01 11:53:58
your jokes are really good mrgreen
do you make them up yourself?
alecs
alecs on 2008-01-01 21:03:02
Nope, just found this around the web. But I only post when I find something really funny. biggrin
x_craig_x
x_craig_x on 2008-01-16 12:16:17
lol lol alecs that funny
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-04-16 19:59:56
thats a good one
Crunchie_r_awsum
Crunchie_r_awsum on 2008-04-17 00:02:04
hahaha so true! I like it! lol lol mrgreen
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-04-17 05:02:46
its fast and usefull
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-04-20 08:45:47
thats discribes the tipical police officer perfectly
rocker394
rocker394 on 2008-04-25 20:05:43
lol thats funny
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-04-30 02:06:58
duuh

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