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here are some ya mumma jokes

cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2007-10-18 09:46:53
your mummas so fat i ran 2 laps round her and got lost
your mummas glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waving
your mummas so dumb she siits on the t.v and watches the couch
lol lol lol lol lol please write back and tell me wat you think

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Im_just_Joeking
Im_just_Joeking on 2007-10-18 14:28:18
U copied som of those from me u retard mad
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2007-10-24 11:30:43
accually i havent i got them from my own recources. so meh lol
NinjaDowg
NinjaDowg on 2007-10-31 08:00:50
u know what almost every forum i read u 2 are arguin why dont u just grow up both of u!!!
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2007-11-01 16:41:46
coz all he does is moan at everything i do
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2007-11-01 16:43:49
oh and hi
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-01-31 02:45:01
hi im back with more yo mamma jokes
Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noahs Ark
Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list
Yo momma's so dumb her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box lol lol lol lol lol lol
dane
dane on 2008-02-06 09:45:38
I LOve u cooldudefx i'll see you tonight biggrin
dane
dane on 2008-02-06 09:46:18
I LOve u cooldudefx i'll see you tonight biggrin
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-02-06 15:03:01
wtf!!!!!!
is this dan.s or dan.h
Crunchie_r_awsum
Crunchie_r_awsum on 2008-02-25 21:36:04
Huh!!!! WTF??? You KNO these peeps cooldudefx? neutral
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-02-27 02:55:56
yer he is in my class
alecs
alecs on 2008-02-27 13:54:20
yeah, he is a star, everybody knows him lol
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-04-15 18:10:24
your mama is so dumb she just dumb
your mum so fat she just fat
so get used to it
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-04-15 18:11:53
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
cool cool cool cool cool
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-04-15 18:13:06
wtf all your mamas are fat get used to it mad


ok
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-04-16 04:08:34
wow
Jarad
Jarad on 2009-02-06 03:35:31
ya'll are RETARED!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crunchie_r_awsum
Crunchie_r_awsum on 2009-04-14 08:59:34
lol crazymonky...it was all funny til u made it personal. mad jus coz u dnt respect yo momma
ftiep1
ftiep1 on 2009-05-31 12:34:08
lol
you guyz crack me up rolleyes
faizun_nisaq
faizun_nisaq on 2009-07-26 12:51:19
you stupid jerk... twisted
makemelaugh
makemelaugh on 2009-09-03 02:30:19
they suck dick frown
royalix
royalix on 2009-09-16 16:19:54
razz mrgreen eek i like all these guys. tell me more
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2009-09-17 10:18:23
lol im the top of this web site i should put more jokes and shiit on havnt been on here for a while frown frown
Luciro
Luciro on 2009-10-24 17:17:24
Yo mamas so fat, when i slapped her thighs, i could ride the waves
Coolelizabeth97
Coolelizabeth97 on 2009-11-02 04:40:59
this suck with your mama question
zachary_K
zachary_K on 2009-11-11 04:30:50
your mum is that dumb when i walked out side i saw her screamen at a letter i asked her wat r u doin she said im senden voice mail
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zachary_K
zachary_K on 2009-11-13 11:20:47
your mum is that dum she sat on the tv and wacth the couch
zachary_K
zachary_K on 2009-11-13 11:21:48
your mum is that fat when she walk past my windo i couldent c the sun for a yr

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