Wee Scottish Guy At The Bar

A Wee scottish guy sitting at a bar, a big thug walks in and hits him to the floor and says "thats a karate chop from Korea"

Later the thug walks up to him and hits him again and says "thats a judo chop from Japan"

The wee scottish guy goes out and a few minutes later returns, smacks the thug on the head and knocks him out, with blood splattered everywhere

And says to the barman "when that B*****d wakes up tell him that was a f*****g crowbar from Scotland!!

that one is great man