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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

deepesh
deepesh on 2008-11-29 16:34:16
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Replies

cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-11-30 22:01:26
lol mrgreen mrgreen good one
flydogflyReal
flydogflyReal on 2009-04-27 03:38:04
HAHAHAHAH lol realy funny razz
sweetlips
sweetlips on 2009-04-29 13:03:54
lmao great jok lol
booblover8288
booblover8288 on 2009-04-30 05:08:13
this is like one of the newest jokes on this site and it's from 2008 lame......
rakuu
rakuu on 2009-05-03 15:19:47
My english is really sh*itt , but , (yy) , wink
ftiep1
ftiep1 on 2009-05-31 12:37:09
wtf?!?!
wattz english got 2 do wit it? confused
faizun_nisaq
faizun_nisaq on 2009-07-26 12:44:48
hahahahahaha redface

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