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WORLD WAR III IS COMING

deepesh
deepesh on 2007-01-14 08:07:00
George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.

A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III." And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big boobs."

The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?"

Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you .. no one CARES about the 140 million Muslims".

"DEEPESH"

Replies

von_bitch
von_bitch on 2007-01-15 11:40:17
lol ha ha lol
lano.org
lano.org on 2007-01-18 16:27:17
lol hi how are you
lano.org
lano.org on 2007-01-18 16:29:57
are you still there von_bitch?
Crunchie_r_awsum
Crunchie_r_awsum on 2007-06-22 05:27:32
HEH! Now thats funny! I'm gunna show that one around! lol
geethan
geethan on 2007-06-29 15:12:05
nice hahahahahaha
appykool
appykool on 2007-07-04 08:46:52
dats a gud 1!!!!! biggrin
sara
sara on 2007-07-08 13:42:44
dats sick bro n pretty lame
sara
sara on 2007-07-08 13:43:24
dats sick bro n pretty lame
Im_just_Joeking
Im_just_Joeking on 2007-09-05 06:37:26
That joke is so racist.......its f***ing awsome lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Tha_Jay
Tha_Jay on 2007-09-07 08:43:50
Lol thats insane lol
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2007-10-21 13:11:17
that joke is so cool lmfao mrgreen
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2007-10-21 13:50:43
where do you get all these jokes from deepesh they so cool
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-04-16 03:27:13
these heaps of joke sites
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-04-16 07:36:48
yer but normally when im looking for jokes on sites there rubish
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-04-16 19:09:55
not all of them
Crunchie_r_awsum
Crunchie_r_awsum on 2008-04-17 00:08:47
depends where you look...there are sum pretty damn gud 1's...sumtimes it takes a situation to create your own jokes! mrgreen
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-04-17 05:04:54
good point
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-06-12 16:20:35
chat with me plaese
brunettebeauty
brunettebeauty on 2008-06-16 21:04:31
ok. what do you want to chat about?
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-06-29 02:45:05
where do you live i live in new zealand
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-06-30 18:27:08
what about you cool dudefx where do you live
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-01 09:26:45
england
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-01 21:16:03
where abouts
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-02 06:53:27
south of england
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-02 06:54:06
brighton and hove to be pricise
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-02 15:54:31
how old are you anyway
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-02 15:54:46
have you been to NZ
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-03 06:39:47
im 14
cooldudefx
cooldudefx on 2008-07-03 06:40:18
and no i havent been to new zealand
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2008-07-06 01:08:57
kool iv asked like on two diffrent pages lol

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