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Real 911 calls:
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deepesh on 2008-11-29 16:24:22 Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why? Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What is your emergency? Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich. Dispatcher: Excuse me? Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher: Was anything else taken? Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it. Dispatcher: Nine-one-one Caller: Hi, is this the police!? Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance? Caller: Well, I don't know who to call. Can you tell me how to cook a turkey? I've never cooked one before. Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. Fire or emergency? Caller: Fire, I guess. Dispatcher: How can I help you sir? Caller: I was wondering.....does the Fire Dept. put snow chains on their trucks? Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency? Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to put these chains on my tires and...well, do you think the Fire Dept. could come over and help me? Dispatcher: Help you what? Caller: Help me get these chains on my car! Dispatcher: Nine-one-one. What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one. Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. Dispatcher: Nine-one-one What's the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart. Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband And the winner is.......... Dispatcher: Nine-one-one Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. I think I'm going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the police Night Scorpion King (DEEPESH) |
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cooldudefx on 2008-11-30 21:55:30 lol the last one is hilarious |
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alecs on 2008-12-01 00:36:44 My favourite is the one with nine-eleven  I imagine the old lady being irritated and all... |
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crazymonkey on 2009-01-02 10:57:23 funny |
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crazymonkey on 2009-01-02 10:57:37 i like alecs one aswell lmao |
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crazymonkey on 2009-01-02 10:57:38 i like alecs one aswell lmao |
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Jarad on 2009-02-06 03:03:15 those are funny |
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flydogflyReal on 2009-04-27 03:32:48 HAhahahaha I loved the last one and the old granny one |
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lol123 on 2009-05-17 23:48:58 AHAHAH |
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faizun_nisaq on 2009-07-26 13:06:49 i like the 2nd last..  |
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11pandabear on 2009-08-20 12:21:11 lol they are all good i like the last one though LMAO >:) |
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MichealJohnson on 2009-08-30 06:36:55 hahaha i love the last one reminds me of my cuzin  |
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makemelaugh on 2009-09-03 02:20:51 lmfao  |
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crazymonkey on 2009-09-17 10:19:43 this is a good joke lol but still thinhe wouldv chucked way the phonek |
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crazymonkey on 2009-09-17 10:19:51 he stupid |
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vinaykumar77 on 2009-09-17 18:06:25 hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii |
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sabinaandleah on 2009-09-22 15:56:50 hee hee love themmm xx    |
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Luciro on 2009-10-24 17:13:22 Pretty damn good |
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Coolelizabeth97 on 2009-11-02 04:51:17 they were awsome i like the sanwish one |
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