joke

here is one for yaa i hope you like it


Jack and jill went up the hill,
to smoke some marajuana,
jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked jill if she wanna.
jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun,
but stupid jill,
forgot the pill,
and now they have a son

i hope you like it all that read it

lol thats a good one

i kniow i sing it all the time now ae

LOL

do you know any other ones like that

i got one

ginatonic, whiskey, larger , pimms

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say hello
"hello"

its a mickey take of teletubbies

(just so you know the rythum of it)

i doont know that sopng

wait i got it

what do you mean

the thing about the teletubies i got it now as in now i gt it

oh yer that song i made up myself

ok cool 1 then

yer there are loads of other versions but i dont know any of them

you mean the teletubies ones dont you

yer

kwl i know some to but not all of them ae

can you post em please

ok them

here is my opiom\nion about teletubies


THE right-wing sex police must be really desperate. They failed to nail tubby Bubba, so they're gay-bashing Teletubbies.

The Rev. Jerry Falwell claimed that Tinky Winky of the

"Teletubbies" toddler TV show is gay.

What set off Falwell's gaydar? Tinky Winky is purple, which is close to the gay pride color of lavender. He sometimes carries a bag that looks an awful lot like a purse. And on his head is a triangular antenna, which is the same shape as the gay-liberation triangle.

Clearly, all these are subliminal messages to America's toddlers to come out of the bassinet and crawl to bars in the Castro.

Remember when we were scared of Jerry Falwell?

He railed against Bill Clinton and gays, and once took on a real gay TV character, cleverly calling Ellen DeGeneres

"Ellen Degenerate."

But recently Falwell has fallen from gracelessness into desperation. A couple of weeks ago, he said the anti-Christ is a Jewish male and that Christ will return to earth within 10 years.

Boy, is Falwell in trouble if Christ does.

Jesus was a Jewish male too, and not likely to be pleased to have a publicity hound like Falwell pretending to speak for Him.

How low can Falwell fall? Now the televangelist is clubbing chubby Teletubbies.

A gay friend could barely contain himself when he called to make a "confession."

"I had inappropriate relations with Tinky Winky," said my friend, who shall remain nameless because of Tinky Winky's age (unknown) and Tinky Winky's species (also unknown).

This still is not proof that Tinky Winky is gay.

As our president might say, it all depends what you mean by

"inappropriate relations."

By my definition, Jerry Falwell has had inappropriate relations with Tinky Winky, too.

For an adult, inappropriate relations with the Teletubbies is watching them. It's way over the line to discuss what they do in their private lives.

I don't care if they eat red meat, drive gas-guzzling sports utility vehicles or if their fuzzy suits once belonged to mink.

There's only one excuse for anyone older than two to watch the Teletubbies, and that's if you regularly drop acid on Saturday mornings.

Thus we have reason to believe that Falwell has been dropping acid, and it's not the good stuff. Either that, or he's been watching himself on TV too much, which is an IQ-lowering experience for anyone.

Tinky Winky has a TV in his tummy. He talks baby talk. He lives in a dome with rabbits, a sun with a baby's face and a periscope that pops out of the ground.

I only watched once and I didn't inhale.

If the first thing you do when you watch the Teletubbies is spot a gay one, you definitely have gay on the mind.

woooooo thats a lots of telly tubby jokes

i dont know if this one is up ther but here it is anyway:
the government have recently said that tellytubbies is incorrect speech for young people and it should be changed to televison- obises

i dnt get the second one

explain to me

the giverment have said that the name 'tellytubbies' should be changed to television obises because it is teaching young people incorrect gramar

Government*

hang man ae lets play


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