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TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS

deepesh
deepesh on 2009-06-28 21:02:40
Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."

Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."

Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."

Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."

Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."

Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."

Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"

Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."

Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find
out sooner or later."

Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on
their way to tell you by now."

Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."

Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."

Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."

Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"

Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."


Deepesh (night_scorpion_king@yahoo.co.in

Replies

faizun_nisaq
faizun_nisaq on 2009-07-26 12:16:17
shit.. you guys are suck.. evil
11pandabear
11pandabear on 2009-08-20 12:25:47
i dont get anything LMAO.......... evil razz
steffy
steffy on 2009-08-27 19:10:00
oh shit!!!
makemelaugh
makemelaugh on 2009-09-03 02:35:05
they are kinda funny lol
crazymonkey
crazymonkey on 2009-09-13 20:05:06
new people huh

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