blond jokes

A blond at a party was telling her friend that
she was off men for life. "They lie, they cheat
and they're just no good. From now on when I want
sex, I'm going to use my vibrator"

"So, what when the batteries run out?" asked her friend

"I'll just fake an orgasm like always." add your jokes plz

he complaint letter from Judi:

We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes
about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate
stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer
and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all
the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos
all about hairassment and he will be on are side.

We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop
this pursicushun.

We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much
as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. If we don't
get our way we will not date anybody that ain't blond and we
will make up jokes about you and we will laff.

Sined by the blonds at the ofise
(sine with a penseel so you can erace it if you make a mistake)

here is a saying i've seen in a book before;

blonds have more fun but brunettes remember it the next day (sex)

lol

I know which site you got them jokes from...pretty gud jokes!!!

haha stupid blondes they r so funny 2 make fun of

what site do youy think i get them o

I like the one with the HairAssMent

lol thanks

cmon you guys must have some blond jokes

A blonde a brunette and a red head are all at hospital ready to get there scan.
the brunette said "i was on top so im gonna have a girl."
the red head said"im gonna have a boy because i was on the bottom"
the blonde said "oh no im gonna have puppies"

see good one hahaha people do have them but dont post them

some Q & A (with blonds of course)

- How does a blonde try to kill a fish?
- She drowns it.

- What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
- Artificial intelligence.

- What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
- Pull the pin and throw it back.

- Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money?
- She sold her car for it.

lol there all so funny

especially the third one

finnaly some people tht can type on the internet

thank you

here's a funny one for all of you:
there's a blonde,redhead, and a brunette.they were getting chased by the cops and got cornered.then the brunette says:twister! the cops turn and she gets away.then the redhead says:thunder storm! the same thing happens.then the blonde says: fire! they shoot her. lolololololol

another one

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" The brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away. The brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato. "C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!" say the firemen to the redhead. "Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the redhead. "No! It's brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with redheads!" "Ok," says the redhead and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake. Finally, the blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell, "Jump! You have to jump!" "No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the blonde. "No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!" "Look," the blonde says, "Nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . ."

lol brunettebuety's joke is so cool
even though iv heard is so many times it never gets old

and the onefrom alecs is amazing

lol thats so funny finnaly some one can put some jokes into the chat fourom

im a blone gggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

sorry if they ofend you but they're only jokes

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