dirty limricks

There was a young lady at sea
Who said “Gosh, how it hurts me to pee.”
“I see,” said the mate,
“That accounts for the state
Of the Captain, the purser, and me.”

There was a young fellow from Florida,
Who liked a friend’s wife, so he borrowed her.
When they got into bed,
He cried, “God strike me dead,
This isn’t a cunt, it’s a corridor!”

Helen Keller’s pussy grew tight,
Masturbating alone late at night,
She rubbed that hot gland,
With just her left hand,
And silently moaned with her right..

“I’ll tell you,” smiled prom chairman Mose,
“Why Peggy’s the prom queen I chose:
She’s as cheerfully free
As the wind on the sea -
And besides, like the wind, Peggy blows!”

so awsome

nice limricks where you get them from

a man by the name of howells
he shit from other mens bowls
much much worst than this
he drinks prostitutes piss
and drippings from sanitairy towels

an indian lady named napier
rolls her own tampons from recycled paper
she had realy sore feet
and fuck all to eat
she fell over and evryone raped her

a mad cunt who lived way down south
got a natzi swastika tatood on his mouth
he willingly killed cunts for less
said the axe feels most best
cant stand tha smell of niggas wen there dowsed

a man who lived in bombada
was rooting a dead stiff koala
he said you need to take more care
wen rooting live bears
because sometimes you'l get a real snarlar

sandman - Nice one some good one there.

rowey - sorry but i have yet to see the funny side of yours though.

same...
sorrie.

There was a gal named Lil
Who used a stick of dynamite for a thrill
They found her vagina in south carolina
and part of her tits in brazil...