Wonder how they manage to keep their costume in place when walking.

Good luck trying to get some work done today.

This is certainly not the place to wake up on the wrong side of the bed.

No need to keep a fridge running all winter long.

I've got nothing you want in this car, except baby wipes. You wouldn't steal those, whould you?

Good thing I was just in time to save my beer cans.

Batman is quite unemployed and can help those in need.

These salami slices are too tasty to leave around.

I don't mean to sound like one but I truly am a badass for not removing my USB device safely.

6 and 9 sure had it coming to them.