Room 419 has been permanently shut down.

Buy our soft fleece lounge wear and be prepared to waste your entire life at home doing nothing.

You have only 10 seconds to find the true Taylor Lautner.

The cat test has failed. You have smelly feet indeed.

If that's your upgrade I don't want to meet your current.

Keep on honking as much as you want. Can't hear you.

I make no difference in this world, I am an irrelephant elephant.

I always love my handwritten papers, but some find them rather Egyptian.

I need a bigger fish tank if you didn't sense my sarcasm.

Welcome to the no-fun neighborhood. Children are not allowed to play here.