Next time be more specific. How was I supposed to know you were not talking about him?

Your wife would simply love to have this delicious chocolate ice cream for dessert.

That's right, there is nothing to be done with an English major.

It's not a ballsack, it is called fashion.

Connectivity is everything. How are we supposed to communicate with each other if we don't own laptops?

Someone people should not be allowed to procreate.

You did say that you wouldn't mind as long as it was a chocolate cake, so here you go.

We are the boob brothers and we wear double Ds.

Even flying carpets need a place to park.

Not the guy you would want to bring to church on Sunday.